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10 Funny Doctor Jokes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes
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Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today.

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What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG? A double blind study!

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Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon A God doesn’t think he is an orthopedic surgeon.

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Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men? You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.

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Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room? It was cordless!

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Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine? A: He made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist

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Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

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What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school? Hopefully not your doctor.

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet. 

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10 Funny Doctor Jokes

funny doctor jokes   Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today.
  Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon A God doesn’t think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
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What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG? A double blind study!

  Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon A God doesn’t think he is an orthopedic surgeon.

  Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men? You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room? It was cordless!

Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine? A: He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist

Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school? Hopefully not your doctor.

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet. 

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