If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
Henny Youngman Funny Quote
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
Quotes
Quotes
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Franklin Jones Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
Funny Quote About Men
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
Al McGuire Funny Quote
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.- Greg King Funny Quote
Greg King Funny Quote
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.- Greg King Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Emo Philips Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.- Socrates Funny Quote
Socrates Funny Quote
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.- Socrates Funny Quote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.- Douglas Adams Funny Quote
Douglas Adams Funny Quote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.- Douglas Adams Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Offensive Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- Miles Kington Funny Quote
Miles Kington Funny Quote
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- Miles Kington Funny Quote
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs
Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs