There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar.
Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines:
"Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?"
"Your Caucasian Mr Hefler"......."OH GREAT THROW THAT IN MY FACE TO!!!"
"Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?"
"Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?"
"You know when I was like five I said, Dad Dad! Can I get a job where random fuckin’ shitheads blow me crap all day?” I’m gonna break you in fuckin’ half and use your head has a ballpoint!"