These funny police reports make us both love and hate humanity. Mostly we love you crazy people, though, because these funny police reports are definitely making us chuckle this Monday.
Reading these funny police reports makes you realize that not only are some people completely insane, but they're also completely insane. Oh, did we say that already? Well, it bears repeating...because some of these people are insane!
There's the woman who thought her mail was stolen because she didn't receive any birthday cards (seriously?!), and the person who called in a squirrel that was acting funny and the police officer the ran over it (classic). However one of the best funny police reports in this bunch is the cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger that had parents at a local community center nervous because they thought it was some creepy man staring at them through his window for hours. Truthfully, we probably can't blame those parents. Arnold Schwarzenegger is pretty creepy, even if he is just a cardboard cutout.
Enjoy this gallery of super funny police reports and share this 911-calling nonsense with your friends on Facebook when you're done! Just make sure no cops are looking, OK? Just be cool.