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Harland Williams One Liners Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Here is a great collection of Harland Williams one liners

Dumb and Dumber - You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?

There's Something About Mary - If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B.
There's Something About Mary - Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Rocket Man - I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man.
Rocket Man - Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name!
Rocket Man - Whenever we go out, the people always shout,
Rocket Man - Hey! There’s no airbag. What if I go flying’ through the windshield?
Rocket Man - Oh, sure, sure it was. Just like the captain of the Exxon-Valdez didn’t see Alaska floating there right in front of him!

Half Baked - Hey, girl! You hungry?
Half Baked - I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.
Half Baked - In eleven days I’m as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

Employee of the Month - Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?
Employee of the Month - You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
Employee of the Month - Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
Employee of the Month - Check it out guy, he’s the alpha male of the store… chicks always go after the alpha male, they’re like lions… kings of the desert. And you, you’re just a little tiny field mouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he’s banging your chick. Oh wait a minute… boxboy, you’re like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy field mouse swinging back and forth while he’s banging your chick…

Because of Winn-Dixie - What in the name of corn on the cob is goin’ on around here?
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Harland Williams One Liners


Here is a great collection of Harland Williams one liners

Dumb and Dumber – You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?

There’s Something About Mary – If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B.
There’s Something About Mary – Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Rocket Man – I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man.
Rocket Man – Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name!
Rocket Man – Whenever we go out, the people always shout,
Rocket Man – Hey! There’s no airbag. What if I go flying’ through the windshield?
Rocket Man – Oh, sure, sure it was. Just like the captain of the Exxon-Valdez didn’t see Alaska floating there right in front of him!

Half Baked – Hey, girl! You hungry?
Half Baked – I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.
Half Baked – In eleven days I’m as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

Employee of the Month – Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?
Employee of the Month – You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
Employee of the Month – Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
Employee of the Month – Check it out guy, he’s the alpha male of the store… chicks always go after the alpha male, they’re like lions… kings of the desert. And you, you’re just a little tiny field mouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he’s banging your chick. Oh wait a minute… boxboy, you’re like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy field mouse swinging back and forth while he’s banging your chick…

Because of Winn-Dixie – What in the name of corn on the cob is goin’ on around here?

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