We don't know who this Shane is, except that he is a Walmart employee who apparently does the most amazing things ever, because Walmart management is constantly leaving him super funny notes for us all to enjoy. A big thank you to whoever took these photos!
In this gallery you'll see what is apparently a collection of notes from Walmart management written to an employee named Shane. Shane likes to do really funny things, like tell customers that Walmart keeps all the "good stuff" in the back, or if they're "looking for something" to "go to Albertsons" to find it. Walmart management has also told Shane not to practice his ventriloquy while working in the meat department (but meat puppets are awesome!).
My favorite has to be the note from Walmart management that tells Shane to stop putting "some assembly required" stickers on the 8-piece chickens. Or even the note telling him to stop offering extended warranties on fried chicken. There are so many classics it's hard to choose from.
I don't know if these notes are real or not, but regardless this Shane kid has our attention (and our LOLs). We hope that we get to see more Walmart notes to Shane soon!