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Funny Joke: The Boss Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes ,

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''


The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''


''What about the green one?'' the man asks.


The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''


''What about the red one?'' the man asks.


The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''


The man says, ''What does HE do?''


The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Funny Joke: The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”

The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

”What about the green one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”

”What about the red one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”

The man says, ”What does HE do?”

The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

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