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Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary.  It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you

Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary

These Dogs Have No Idea What Personal Space Is Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

If you have a dog then you probably know by now that they have absolutely no idea what personal space is. They will jump on your arms, legs, back, face, and head just to get attention. It’s adorable, but it can also be slightly frustrating…especially if you have a dog that weighs more than 10 pounds. While it can definitely test your patience, it is also super cute to watch as a dog climbs onto you and snuggles. After all, they just want to be loved and hugged and, well, fed. Don’t forget that part, since that is most likely

Hilarious Fortune Cookies Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Funny fortune cookies are always a surprise, especially when you open one and they deliver a fortune that is so hilarious you wonder if Chris Rock wrote it. In our house, there’s always a fight over who gets which fortune cookie, and if we knew there were funny fortune cookies like the ones in this gallery, there would definitely be a brawl. You gotta wonder who writes these things? Is there an older man in a fortune cookie factory in the middle of America making himself chuckle with these clever sayings? Or are funny fortune cookies like the surprising ones found here

Mysterious Photos That Have Never Been Explained Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

Just in time for Halloween, this haunting video shows us those mysterious photos that have never been explained. From the mysterious photo of the elderly lady at the JFK assassination to UFO’s, dead photos, and creepy images of ghosts, this video reminds us that there are mysterious photos out there that have never and might never be fully explained. I had forgotten about most of these or not even heard about them before, but now that I am aware of these mysterious photos I’m even more creeped out! While you might try to say some of these photos aren’t real, what’s even

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …