This helpful flowchart will help you decide how to go ahead with that one night stand. Now that it’s the holiday season, chances are you’ve got a few holiday parties to drink way too much at. And if you’re single, that means that a one night stand isn’t that hard to imagine. Everybody makes mistakes around the holidays, and a one night stand is certainly no exception. Sometimes you just need a flowchart to help you decide if you really should have that one night stand, or if you do have one what you should actually do during
In case you weren’t aware of it, New York Fashion Week recently came to a close. And to honor that the Jimmy Kimmel Live crew once again went to Lincoln Center to catch up with these so-called fashionistas who were in attendance. While there are a lot of legitimate fashion big whigs at New York Fashion week like Vogue’s Anna Wintour and other people we’ve seen before but don’t now their names, their are apparently a lot of fashion people who have no idea what they’re talking about. In this “Man on the Street” style video, a reporter goes to
Fashion People Know Nothing About Fashion
In this insane video, a plane almost lands on a sunbather in Germany, leaving us all to wonder not only why there is an airplane landing strip so close to a public beach, but why someone would choose to lay out directly in front of it. The pilot, who said it “wasn’t one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit,” managed to not land on the sunbather, who looked to be only inches away from getting flattened like a pancake by the wheels of the small airplane. The plane was literally RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SUNBATHER. We still can’t
Plane Almost Hits Sunbather on Beach
This kid camp letter went viral last week when his mom posted it on her blog, Hairpin Turns Ahead. In the blog post the mom wrote about how last year her 8-year-old went off to summer camp and she spent the entire time he was away waiting for him to write her. She wanted to hear from him so badly she started imagining what her son would say once he did. It was something along the lines of “Thank you so much for letting me go to camp. I have learned so many cool things, like how to take a fish
Kid Camp Letter Goes Viral
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?