These funny police reports make us both love and hate humanity. Mostly we love you crazy people, though, because these funny police reports are definitely making us chuckle this Monday. Reading these funny police reports makes you realize that not only are some people completely insane, but they’re also completely insane. Oh, did we say that already? Well, it bears repeating…because some of these people are insane! There’s the woman who thought her mail was stolen because she didn’t receive any birthday cards (seriously?!), and the person who called in a squirrel that was acting funny and the police officer
This dancing chihuahua video is definitely the best thing you will see on the internet today, we promise! This video is an oldie but a goodie. And it also makes you realize: If watching this dancing chihuahua strut his stuff doesn’t make you dance in your seat, you might have no soul. I can’t watch this flamenco-dancing chihuahua without smiling and wiggling along to his sweet chihuahua moves. I think this video might be on a loop, but it doesn’t matter. Even if this dancing chihuahua only danced to 20 seconds of this original video, it’s enough to win my
Dancing Chihuahua Video is Best Thing You Will See Today
This gallery of dogs stung by bees is so sad and yet so SUPER funny. These poor dogs didn’t know what they were getting into when they thought a bee would make a tasty snack. While we feel really bad for these dogs stung by bees, we have to admit it’s really hilarious to look at. I mean, it’s so cute because they really have no idea what happened to them. So all they do is look up at you with their puppy dog eyes and swollen faces and you just want to hug them and make them feel better. But
Dogs Who Got Stung By Bees
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?