Is there anything better than a funny pun? And by funny we mean so awful that they make you laugh just because puns are so bad. But some funny puns are just downright fantastic, like this collection we put together for your viewing pleasure. When you’re done scrolling through those funny puns, check out a few other classics we just had to share. -Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. -I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. -I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible
Yes, maternity photos are oh-so-sweet and we love when we see friends and wives taking them and posting them to Facebook for all the world to “Oooh!” and”Aaah!” Maternity photos are a great way to remember that special time period in life, which is a chapter that many couples say is their favorite. But what if you don’t want to have a lovey-dovey maternity photo shoot? What if you stomp your feet and say “No! I will never have one of those cheesy shoots. That is so not me!” Well, if you’re this woman’s husband you go ahead and say
Before the invention of Someecards, finding funny e-cards was a total drag. Now all you have to do is search their site and you’ll get any gem you could imagine. It’s amazing. This collection of funny e-cards are the best Someecards ever created. There are some old-school classics in there (like the Michael Jackson one) to new ones that are Pinterest based and that every single girl you know will most likely relate to. These funny e-cards are perfect to send to friends, enemies (hey, keep them closer!), and co-workers. Even if you don’t send these funny e-cards to anybody
Cue the ‘Awwwwws!” You’ll go into cuteness overdrive when you watch the video above of a giant panda that is SO excited to play in the snow. The Toronto Zoo’s giant panda Da Mao was what you might call ‘bear-bogganing’ in his outdoor exhibit. He was so excited to see the snow that the panda just wanted to frolic in it all day long. Who can blame him?! Why the people of U.S. cities might not be as excited as this panda at all the snow they’ve been getting lately, one look at this panda and you’ll want to run
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
