File this “Snapcat” under Reason No. 1,450,756 that I need a cat right friggin’ now!! In case you’re not familiar with what snapcat is, it’s the creation of a clearly very talented and gift girl who likes to take photos of her cat in Snapchat and then place it in very comical situations with the Snapchat tools. She likes to call her Snapchat cat masterpieces snapcat, which we think is pretty much the best name ever for this project. It also makes Snapchat somewhat tolerable considering used to seem like one of the most worthless inventions ever until snapcat came along.
Sully the Saint Bernard has one problem: He’s needy! Thankfully he’s so friggin’ cute that it’s not really a problem but more of an adorable blessing for his owners. In this video you see the Saint Bernard, who is named Sully, lounging on top of his owner. His owner keeps trying to move out of his way, but Sully is not having any of it. He wants to be as close as possible to his loving owner. What makes it funny and even cuter is that because he’s a Saint Bernard, Sully is huge. Which makes it hard for anybody to
Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song performed on the season 18 episode of Saturday Night Live‘s, Weekend Update segment on November 21, 1992. “The Thanksgiving Song”, also known as “Happy Thanksgiving”, is a song performed by Adam Sandler discussing Thanksgiving and a few other random thoughts. The song was written by Sandler, Ian Maxtone-Graham and Robert Smigel. The song also appeared on Sandler’s debut album They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! and is the commonly heard version. The song primarily revolves around the repetition of the word “turkey” in various two-line rhymes, such as, “Turkey with gravy and cranberries/Can’t believe the Mets traded
Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.-George I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!-Kramer If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.-George Mr. Ross: I
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
