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This Mermaid School Looks Amazing Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a mermaid? Now you can go to Mermaid School. That’s right! Mermaid School! The Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in—you guessed it—the Philippines, will allow all your mermaid dreams to come true. It’s the first of its kind anywhere in the world and people are signing up in droves. Hoping to start a new fitness craze, founders Anamie Saenz and Normeth Preglo started the Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in 2012. Here’s the concept: Students in the mermaid school put on specially designed mermaid fins and have to learn how to propel themselves forward by using their

17 Super Cute Animals Trying to Look Tough Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,,

You don’t fool us, cute animals of the world! These cute animals all have one thing in common: They are NOT scary. At least not yet. Sure, some of these cute animals will grow up to be vicious or at least something you wouldn’t want to be trapped with in a dark room. But for now, all they have is a whole lot of cute snuggles to give, despite their appearances. Click through this gallery of gifs and photos to see these super cute animals trying to act all rough and tough. They are pouncing, growling, sneering, and trying to

The Most Awesome Product Inventions Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Take opening a beer bottle. It’s all exciting and stuff but when you go to open it and crack open that delicious beer, a second later you are met with the reality of having to throw out the cap. And you’re never usually near a garbage can, right? Or what about when you’re trying to sleep with your arm under a pillow and you can never get it quite right? Well, in this collection of awesome products there’ s a solution for that. There also a solution for corn on the cob, hanging your towels, a long extension cord, gross

Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary.  It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you

Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary
Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …