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Hey Look, It’s The Latino Kenny Powers Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

If you don’t know who Kenny Powers is, then you need to fix that immediately. If you do know who Kenny Powers is (of Eastbound and Down fame, duh), then this photo of the real life Latino Kenny Power is filling your heart with joy because you know that Kenny kind of exists. Let’s compare this guy with the Eastbound and Down version: Yes, he’s wearing flip flops. Yes, he’s buying a case of Pacifico. Yes, he is wearing that curly mullet without an ounce of irony. Yes to all of this. What we all really want to know is

Don’t Ring These Doorbells This Halloween Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

The owners of these houses REALLY don’t want you to ring their doorbells this Halloween, as they’ve made perfectly clear in the funny notes that are direct and somewhat scary. These funny notes show that some people just don’t want to be disturbed, mostly because they have a kid that is sleeping and/or crazy dogs that they obviously don’t want barking up a storm. While we can understand the point of these funny notes, we’re always surprised at just how direct some people can be when it comes to their doorbells. I wouldn’t want to be a trick-or-treater who thinks it’s funny

Rodney Dangerfield’s Triple Lindy Dive Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Rodney Dangerfield’s Triple Lindy Dive from Back to School is one of the all-time greatest scenes from any comedy. Rodney Dangerfield plays Thorton Melon, a successful business man who goes back to school at his son’s college when he sees his son having a hard time at school. Everybody at the college loves Thorton Melon, and while he thinks he can buy his way into having good grades, he learns by the end of the movie that college takes dedication and actual studying. Rodney Dangerfield’s Triple Lindy Dive from Back to School is one of my favorite scenes from the

Lyrebird Makes the Most Awesome Sounds Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Is this Lyrebird for real?! We can’t tell if this Lyrebird really does make all of these insane noises or if someone graciously added in some Star Wars-quality sound effects, but this bird is really awesome. Watch the video and listen to the amazing laser-like sounds this Lyrebird makes in the wild. It sounds like an amazing mix between Star Wars (as mentioned above), Saturday Night Live’s Laser Cats, the arcade you used to spend hours in when you were younger, or for you younger generations the noises coming from your bedroom as you play your Playstation or XBox. But

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …