What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
This video of a twerking girl who craps her pants is truly gross…but also hilariously funny. A few days ago a video from Russia called “Dancing Crap” surfaced and almost broke the Internet. And now, not the way Kim Kardashian did. We think this video is way better! The video shows a girl twerking her butt in tights. She’s twerking normally for a minute or two when all of a sudden, you start to see something brown staining her white tights. Then you (and the person holding the camera) start to realize what has just happened. She crapped her
You know that feeling when you call or text someone only to find out you’ve dialed the wrong number? That’s what happened times 10 for these hilarious wrong number texts. What’s so amazing about these wrong number texts is the number of times people send totally ridiculous photos of themselves to people who end up being strangers. How embarrassing is that?! We would be mortified, which is why we never send compromising photos of ourselves. Duh. You’ll love the photos in this hilarious wrong number texts gallery. There are so many photos of butts and muscles that we don’t
Autocorrect fails have become our favorite thing to go viral in the past couple years. Autocorrects are so simple, yet they are so awesome they make us laugh every time. I think autocorrects are so funny because they happen to all of us, so we can all relate when we see an autocorrect fail happen to someone else. But these? These are gems. Click through this funny autocorrect fails gallery and prepare to laugh your butt off. From changing “what” to “fart” and “cock” to “cocaine,” these autocorrect fails are enough to make even the raunchiest comedian cringe. Because 9
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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