These funny pranks are so classic, we’re bummed we didn’t think of them first! If you’ve never seen a collection of funny pranks before, you should know that these are some of the best. You’ve got everything from the fake onion candy apples or the Purell in place of a personal lubricant, but there are some new funny pranks in there as well that are hilarious. A few favorites are the mac n’ cheese mix made to look like orange juice, the picture in a jar that is made to look like a human head, and the poster of Gollum from Lord of
There are dozens of classic scenes from The Wedding Singer; however the best one is where Adam Sandler is talking to his soon to be ex girlfriend and the kid comes up and says “Hey Linda, You’re a Bitch!”. Petey: Hey Linda, you’re a bitch! Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We’re looking into it.
Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song performed on the season 18 episode of Saturday Night Live‘s, Weekend Update segment on November 21, 1992. “The Thanksgiving Song”, also known as “Happy Thanksgiving”, is a song performed by Adam Sandler discussing Thanksgiving and a few other random thoughts. The song was written by Sandler, Ian Maxtone-Graham and Robert Smigel. The song also appeared on Sandler’s debut album They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! and is the commonly heard version. The song primarily revolves around the repetition of the word “turkey” in various two-line rhymes, such as, “Turkey with gravy and cranberries/Can’t believe the Mets traded
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”