Before the invention of Someecards, finding funny e-cards was a total drag. Now all you have to do is search their site and you’ll get any gem you could imagine. It’s amazing. This collection of funny e-cards are the best Someecards ever created. There are some old-school classics in there (like the Michael Jackson one) to new ones that are Pinterest based and that every single girl you know will most likely relate to. These funny e-cards are perfect to send to friends, enemies (hey, keep them closer!), and co-workers. Even if you don’t send these funny e-cards to anybody
This video of a baby bear on the golf course is so adorable, you won’t need to watch any other funny videos for the rest of the day (or even week!). In the video, which was taken by a set of golfers playing a round of golf at the Mountainside golf course at the Fairmont Hot Springs Resort, you see what happens when their golf game is taken over by an adorable group of baby bears. And one particular baby bear on the golf course really steals the show! Watch as the baby bear on the golf course proceeds to play
Video of Baby Bear on Golf Course is ADORABLE
Oh. My. God. We literally cannot WAIT for these Seinfeld emoji to be released. Are these the emoji we’ve been waiting for all of our lives? I think so! Created by Shahruz Shaukat and designed by Kevin McCauley, there will be 42 Seinfeld emoji that will hopefully come to your mobile phones ASAP. Though we’re not sure exactly when they’re going to be released. According to the Seinfeld emoji website, they’ve tried to get them put on the iPhone with no luck. They said: We called Apple and tried to make this hapen but honestly the CEO, Tim Cook
We Can’t Wait For These Seinfeld Emoji
George Carlin stand up is in the comedy hall of fame. In fact, he could have built the comedy hall of fame. Perhaps no other stand up, aside from Richard Pryor has had more of an impact on the social ills of society and America than the simple words of George Carlin stand up. This routine is some classic Carlin. He breaks down how we have taken a once beautiful land and turned it into shopping malls, strip malls and gas stations. In classic Carlin prose he rattles off ill after ill with pinpoint precision but his list is not just
George Carlin Stand Up – Fat People
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?