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This Mouse is Super Smart Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

We knew mice were smart, but we didn’t know they were THIS smart. In this adorable video, the mouse owner has clearly trained his pet mouse to ring the bell when he wants to go into his room. There are a pair of tiny bells that he set up next to the door. To show what the mouse can do, the owner set up a camera in front of the door and waited for the mouse to come by. In this video, the owner closed the door when he knew the mouse was approaching. As soon as the mouse realized he

Rat on Subway Totally Freaks Out Riders Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

New Yorkers of the 80s would scoff at this video of a bunch of so-called New Yorkers freaking out at a rat in a subway car. New York subway cars of the 80s were much different than they are now. Back then, only having one rat on the subway would be the best part of the ride. Because the chances are you would either be getting mugged or stabbed or something. So, be happy New Yorkers of 2014 that you got a little tiny bit of a taste of what the Big Apple was like back when it had some

Even Better Pet Halloween Costumes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

These pet Halloween costumes are even better than the last batch of Pet Halloween Costumes we wrote about last week! Is there anything cuter than a great pet Halloween costume? The great thing about dressing pets up in costumes vs. kids is that pets let you put pretty much anything on them while kids will scream and yell until you take it off. I was walking down the street last night and saw a group of three pugs dressed as sassy girls from the 50s, and they were friggin’ adorable! There are some really great ideas in this pet Halloween

Adorable Dog Opens Door for Customers Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

  In Japan this amazing Shiba Inu dog has been trained to open up the door at a small tobacco shop whenever a customer approaches the window. How awesome is that?! This Shiba Inu is so friggin’ cute we really want to travel to Japan just to see it. We can’t tell what they’re saying in the video, but my guess is they are amazed at the fact that Shiba Inu can actually do that. What’s great about Shiba Inu’s is that they always look like they have a smile on their face, which is why we like them even

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …