Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary. It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you
O.M.G. If this pug gallery doesn’t make you want to run out and get a pug RIGHT FRIGGIN’ NOW, then you have no soul. Seriously, I want to stop typing this, get off the couch, and go down to the shelter and see if there are any pugs that I can take home and start leading my incredibly awesome life with. But there probably won’t even be any pugs in the shelter because they are so cute nobody can live without one. In this amazing collection of pug photos, you see pugs doing all the things a pug does.
35 of the Best Pug Moments in History
Hopefully you’ve already seen the first Bane Cat video (if not you have to watch it), because it was an instant classic. And now, back by popular demand, a second BaneCat video has returned! While it’s not quite as awesome as the first one, it’s still pretty great. Basically anytime you have a cat dressed up as a character from Batman you’re going to have a good time…which is why it’s so awesome that this video has not only Bane Cat in it, but a new Joker Cat as well (complete with smeared lipstick). Bane Cat, if you’re not familiar, is a
Bane Cat Returns, And He’s Going Mobile
These funny photos show items that are definitely out of place. From bananas in washing machines to a candy cane that someone clearly ingested that is now visible via an x-ray to a frog inside a bag of lettuce, there are so many out of place items in these funny photos that we don’t know where to begin. We especially love the fish next to the toilet and even the photo of Nicolas Cage lined up next to two gerbils. Shouldn’t that be Richard Gere’s photo instead? Take a look at this gallery of out of place funny photos and
Funny Photos of Misplaced Things
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?