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Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

It wasn’t uncommon to see Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show in the 60’s and 70’s. In fact, the comdian appeared on Johnny Carson’s show a total of 35 times. This might be one of his best appearances, however. You’ll laugh out loud when he says: “My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day for two weeks. I called him up and said ‘Doctor, I’m 70 miles away from my house.” Another favorite is “Last week I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.” Dangerfield also jokes about his wife and kids in this clip. “Last week

These Grandmas Just Smoked Pot for the First Time Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

Grandmas smoking pot might be the best thing to come from the Internet in the past decade. In fact, we’re starting a petition for more people to film grandmas smoking pot. Why? Because you can get gems such as these: “I don’t feel as high to me as they look to me.” “You need more. Oh, you need more.” “Put your whole face over that.” “I can feel some tingle in my brain” “I feel like I’m smiling” “I didn’t know you could use all your hands” “I thought it was a dildo” “My muscles seem not as tight” “I

Snapcat is AMAZING Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

File this “Snapcat” under Reason No. 1,450,756 that I need a cat right friggin’ now!! In case you’re not familiar with what snapcat is, it’s the creation of a clearly very talented and gift girl who likes to take photos of her cat in Snapchat and then place it in very comical situations with the Snapchat tools. She likes to call her Snapchat cat masterpieces snapcat, which we think is pretty much the best name ever for this project. It also makes Snapchat somewhat tolerable considering used to seem like one of the most worthless inventions ever until snapcat came along.

Laughing Owl is Adorable Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

So this laughing owl might not be actually LAUGHING (because WHO knows if owls can really laugh, right?!), but whatever this owl is doing, it’s pretty awesome and we’re glad there’s a video of it. While we’re not sure if laughing owls actually exist, we do know that CUTE owls exist…and this is definitely one of them. I love how the one owl on the left is just kind of hanging out, and then the spotted owl doesn’t really start to laugh until the camera starts filming him or her. This laughing owl should be put into show business…fast! We

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …