We are not exaggerating when we tell you this Jeff Goldblum commercial for General Electric’s new light bulb might be the best thing from a company ever. Seriously. You have to watch it to believe me. In this new commercial (directed by ‘Tim and Eric,’ the comedic force behind the Old Spice commercials) Jeff Goldblum talks about the new GE Link light bulb that can last 22 years and can be controlled via your smartphone. Sounds pretty cool, yes. But Jeff Goldblum makes it even cooler. As if we didn’t already love us some Jeff Goldblum, his role in this commercial
You know that saying, “That’s what friends are for?” Well, one guy recently did the ultimate deed for his best friend…whether he liked it or not. We would have paid good money to see the expression on the cheating ex’s face when she got these Facebook messages. We bet it was priceless. Click here for more Amazing Texts from Exes.
British retailer John Lewis recently released a new Christmas commercial featuring a character called Monty the Penguin. To be honest, we’ve never heard of John Lewis before (probably because we don’t live in London, as his store his located on High Street), but after seeing his heartwarming and brilliant commercial, consider us a fan! With the help of Microsoft and Google the commercial features amazing animate that will make you a believer. In the commercial, an adorable boy named Sam has a best friend named Monty the Penguin. He does everything with the penguin, like playing soccer and reading bedtime
What happens when you mistake your mouth for a cereal bowl? Well, if you’re like this girl who posted a Vine of a friend pouring cereal and milk into her mouth, you spit it all up in what might be the best cereal bowl mouth vine. While we’d like to think this clever girl invented the best way to never have to wash a cereal bowl again, this trend was made popular on Vine last year. Suffice to say since then lots of young, cereal-loving folks have tried to conquer the beast known as milk. Sadly, nobody has won yet. Except
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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