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This Dog Loves to Take a Shower Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

I wish my dog liked to take a shower, too! In this adorable video the owner shows viewers how much her Rottweiler, Lina, loves to take a shower! The owner says if you don’t close the door when you’re taking a shower, the Rottweiler will simply hop in with you and scrub a dub. It’s really adorable watching a dog who loves the shower. Like, really adorable. You can see the pure joy in Lina’s face when she’s under the water. She looks like I would look if I was under some amazing waterfall in Hawaii. We wonder if she

These Dogs Have No Idea What Personal Space Is Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

If you have a dog then you probably know by now that they have absolutely no idea what personal space is. They will jump on your arms, legs, back, face, and head just to get attention. It’s adorable, but it can also be slightly frustrating…especially if you have a dog that weighs more than 10 pounds. While it can definitely test your patience, it is also super cute to watch as a dog climbs onto you and snuggles. After all, they just want to be loved and hugged and, well, fed. Don’t forget that part, since that is most likely

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted and assume we turned on his head and show back at us. He wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller. He had no filter or patience for bull*** and he liked to point it out any chance he got. Everything from religion to the government to morality to stuff to what dogs do

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures
34 Funny Pet Costumes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

  These funny pet costumes would be hilarious on pretty much any animal. From dogs and cats to ducks and crabs, there’s a funny pet costume here for all walks of life. What I love about funny pet costumes is that pretty much anything looks funny on an animal. You could put a pair of old sunglasses on your dog and I would probably laugh. So to actually go ahead and put some effort into making a funny pet costume…well, you had me at “bark!” There are some really funny pet costumes in this gallery. There’s the cowboy dog, the

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …