Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
If you haven’t heard of Wasted Gifs you should change that right now because there are my favorite new gif theme memes. The premise is simple, take a gif where someone, or something (possibly a dog) has some sort of hilarious accident like falling over or crashing into something and punctuate it with the gif background going dark and red “Wasted” text which is straight out of those cheesy PSA videos they used to show you at school (Hence the name wasted gifs.) As in, Annie got wasted at the party and then killed 100 people because of drugs. (We’re
There aren’t enough gifs of elephants on the Internet. Sure there are tons of cat and dog gifs. And way too many stupid human gifs, but the elephant deserves its due. These pachyderms can be hilarious. They are super smart and the babies are super cute. So to give them the limelight they deserve, here’s a rare collection of very funny elephant gifs. Why aren’t there very many gifs of elephants on the Internet? Well, for one, I don’t know anyone who has an elephant. So that’s the obvious reason. But with all the nature shows out there I’m surprised
These funny food signs will make you laugh until you’re hungry! When we see funny food signs like these, it makes us really appreciate people in the food industry. Not only do they serve us delicious fries and burgers but they like to add a little humor to their jobs, as clearly evidenced by these hilarious food signs. Click through this gallery of funny food signs and try to find your favorite. We bet you can’t find just one! From all of the anus/angus jokes and the grits/tits, there are other instant classics in there as well. Like Dairy Queen’s
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
a golden retriever
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”