This kid gave the best preschool graduation speech ever. Not only is is short and sweet. But it’s short and awesome. The kid’s name is Jathan Muhar and he knows exactly what he wants. While most graduation speeches are long winded celebrities talking about things they’ve learned and passing on helpful tips to get through life that usually don’t do anyone any good in the long run, Jathan Muhar decided to go a different route. Instead of going on and on about what people should and shouldn’t do with their lives, and giving graduation quotes that people have probably heard 100
You think you love roller coasters? Well, no matter how much you love going on giant rides at Great America or Disneyland, you don’t love them as much as this 70-year-old German grandmother. Seriously, look at her face when she’s on a roller coaster. That is pure joy. Most grandmothers love watching sitcoms and complaining about how you’re not having enough babies, but this grandmother loves rollercoasters. A lot. And I can’t blame her, but it’s awesome she made this video to share her love of going super fast. Check out more funny videos!
These funny Facebook comments make us want to go onto the profile of every Facebook friend we have and look for the best posts to leave our genius comments on. Because after looking at this gallery of funny Facebook comments we have to say, we are truly inspired. Some of these are amazing! You know the drill. One of your Facebook friends leaves a less than smart/annoying/weird status update and you have the sudden urge to post a comment underneath it either calling them out for their stupidity or start laughing at them, not with them if you get what
The slogan “Louis CK destroys heckler” should be on your mind if you ever are stupid enough to try and mess with Louis CK when he’s onstage doing his show (or any time, really.) In this clip, Louis CK destroys heckler while onstage doing his act when he gets annoyed by a table full of people who won’t stop talking. He asks them somewhat nicely to please stop talking because they are messing up his timing because he can hear them very loudly. And instead of being a civilized group of people and realizing that they are being jerks who
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever