Adam Sandler Chanukah Song is cowritten by Adam and Saturday Night Live writers Lewis Morton and Ian Maxtone-Graham. The song was originally performed by Adam on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update on December 3, 1994. Adam subsequently performed the song as part of his stand-up act, later updating it with new lyrics. All variations center on the theme of Jewish children feeling alienated during Christmas. Here is a list of Jewish celebrities referenced in “The Chanukah Song”: David Lee Roth James Caan Kirk Douglas Dinah Shore (replaced in some performances with Pauly Shore) The Carnegie Deli (noted for traditional Jewish
It looks like this motorcyclist fought Newton’s law, and Newton’s law won! A fit of road rage overcame a motorcyclist driving down the freeway recently, and he got a big dose of karma in return. While we can’t see what happened immediately before this incident, what we do know is that the motorcyclist and the car got into some kind of issue with one another…perhaps the car cut off the motorcyclist or vice versa. Whatever happened, the motorcyclist got mad and tried to hit the SUV with his leg. That clearly didn’t work because as soon as he tried kicking
Road Rage Motorcyclist Gets Instant Karma
This pee prank is pretty epic, so we’re glad this brilliant jokester captured it on a Vine! As you know, we’re pretty big fans of pranks over here at Dose of Funny, so when this pee prank stumbled across our desk this morning, we were more than a little happy. This pee prank might be a very simple idea, but it’s execution (and the result) is flawless. Watch as the prankster takes a plain bottle of water (one with a spout) and goes into the bathroom stall. He then points the water bottle towards an unsuspecting victim in the next bathroom
The Best Pee Prank We’ve Ever Seen
This Richard Pryor high on cocaine clip is a peek into the manic insanity that was Richard Pryor’s life. The sad truth about a lot of comedians, is what makes them funny are the dark demons that haunt them their whole life. His history of drug abuse is well documented, and there’s a good chance that we have seen him high without knowing it, but this time it is clear that he has been doing cocaine before they started filming. In this interview he had just finished shooting a movie with Gene Wilder which Richard Pryor was paid two million
Richard Pryor High on Cocaine Clip
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?