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9 Funny Gifs of Animals Stealing Food Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

This collection of gifs of animals stealing food is hilarious. You can tell that they know exactly what they’re doing. And they know that what they are doing is wrong. Whether it’s the raccoon clearly sneaking food and scampering off as fast as he can, or even t he seagull snatching a bag of chips out of a grocery store, I could watch these gifs of animals stealing food all day. And I might. You’d expect the little monkey (clearly the smartest animal on this list) to know he needs to run as fast as he can once he has

Backwards Movie Plots Are Better Than Forward Movie Plots Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

The good people at Reddit started a thread summarizing the backwards movie plots of their favorite movies. And it seemed pretty clear that Hollywood needs to de-boot (that should be a word) some of these movies plots and repackage them as new and totally different. Here’s a bunch of them and I have to say, 127 Hours and Jaws would be huge blockbusters. Here’s what some of the most popular movies ever would look like if their plots were backwards: 127 Hours An uplifting story about a one armed man who attaches a severed arm he found in the desert.

WATCH: The Worst Bid on The Price is Right We’ve Ever Seen Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Wow. This could easily be the worst bid on The Price is Right in the history of the show. Watch the video and see what happens when the contestants are asked to bid on a hammock. A regular old hammock. No, this is not a gold-encrusted hammock sewn with emeralds, diamonds, and other jewels. Nor has it been signed by President Obama or Mick Jagger. This is just a super plain cotton hammock. This is when the worst bid on The Price is Right happens… Drew Carey asks the contestants to start bidding and they do. $750 says one. $1,250

Baby Instantly Stops Crying When She Hears Katy Perry Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

OMG. Is this real?! In this amazing video this adorable baby immediately stops whining when Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’ comes on. It’s awesome!! The adorable little girl is squeaming and squirming and about to start whailing in her car seat when her very clever mom decided to play Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse.’ I don’t know if the mom knows that it’s this baby’s favorite song, but as soon as the song comes on the little girl gets the most excited look on her face and she starts dancing along to the song. Do all babies react this way to a

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …