Artist Jon Neill has done some amazing thinks with pumpkin carvings, as you can see from his work featured in the gallery above. Who says that you have to make your pumpkins the regular toothless attractions that they usually are? Jon Neill has made pumpkin carving an art form, which is not an easy feat. Like any great sculptor, Jon Neill has completely transformed your every day pumpkin into a frightening creature worthy of any trick or treat. The details he gets on the pumpkins’ faces are truly amazing. It’s hard to imagine the kind of hard work and
If you’re a mom you know just how weird kids can be. So it’s not surprising that ALL of you would have at least one mom confession, detailing the strangest things your kids have done. To prove it, we provide Exhibit A: Confessions (given anonymously) by guests at the Pump & Dump comedy show (hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula). The mom notes show a wide array of strange and weird things their kids have done. From pooping in a pool to pooping on the carpet and everything in between, these notes show that no parent’s life
It wasn’t uncommon to see Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show in the 60’s and 70’s. In fact, the comdian appeared on Johnny Carson’s show a total of 35 times. This might be one of his best appearances, however. You’ll laugh out loud when he says: “My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day for two weeks. I called him up and said ‘Doctor, I’m 70 miles away from my house.” Another favorite is “Last week I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.” Dangerfield also jokes about his wife and kids in this clip. “Last week
There are a lot of animals out there that scream like humans. Goats especially. But this video of a dog that screams like a man has got me laughing for the last hour. I have no idea if this dog is trying to bark or howl or what, but whatever he’s doing it sounds exactly like a man screaming for help. We’ll post the goat that also screams like a man at some point, but until then, please enjoy yourself with this dog that screams like a man. This little guy has got spunk. And while I love this video
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever