We love us some perfectly timed photos, and these perfectly timed dog photos are even better. These pet owners managed to catch their dogs in juuuuuust the right spot for a classic, perfectly timed photo. There’s the photo where the dog licked his owner’s face and it looked like her lips. There’s several where the dog is lying in front of his owner so it looks like they’re half dog/half human. There’s the photo with a dog and frisbee. And then there’s the classic photo where it looks like a human has a dog face (or dog hands, or feet…you get
Could you call the elevator for me?
Funny man Adam Sandler Photos – Photo Gallery
Adam Sandler Funny Photos
Man. This cliff slip n slide looks like fun in theory, but as soon as I got up there I’m sure I would pretty much crap my pants! These kids have way more guts than I do. I just couldn’t see myself doing a cliff slip n slide unless someone managed to pad the cliff AND water with puffy clouds, or at least a soft mattress. I mean, what if someone broke their neck? Even though this cliff slip n slide video is terrifying, it also looks pretty cool. There are some nice moves from these kids as they slide
Cliff Slip N Slide
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
Two blondes walk into a building
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever