These funny food signs will make you laugh until you’re hungry! When we see funny food signs like these, it makes us really appreciate people in the food industry. Not only do they serve us delicious fries and burgers but they like to add a little humor to their jobs, as clearly evidenced by these hilarious food signs. Click through this gallery of funny food signs and try to find your favorite. We bet you can’t find just one! From all of the anus/angus jokes and the grits/tits, there are other instant classics in there as well. Like Dairy Queen’s
In this way too adorable video watch as a super cute baby flexes muscles in the mirror! This little baby flexes muscles video is so cute you’re going to want to watch it all weekend long! In the video you see a father and daughter looking into the mirror. The dad pretends to flex his muscles and the little girl thinks it’s hysterical and fun to follow suit. Soon enough you get to watch the baby flex muscles for her daddy. It’s so cute! The adorable baby flexes muscles for a few seconds, and the dad can’t stop laughing! We
This orphan baby goat is without a double the cutest thing we’ve seen all week, let alone all month and year! In fact, we’re going to go out on a limb and say it might be the cutest video we’ve EVER seen. Yup. We said it! This baby goat is beyond adorable. In the video you’ll see a baby goat, Benjamin (specifically he’s a an orphaned baby pygmy goat), with his new best friend Tom Horsfield. Horsfield has been taking care of 5-week-old Benjamin (who he lovingly refers to as Benji) since his mother rejected him as a baby. “His mother gave
Watching this baby monkey get a bath has to be the cutest things we’ve seen IN A LONG TIME. I could seriously watch this baby be given a bath all day and night. The monkey is clearly in a veterinarian or other care center, and her care giver picks her up and brings her over to the washing area. The little monkey doesn’t know what’s going on but seems to kind of like the bath. The caregiver gives “bubbles” as she’s called her special baby bath and the cuteness just keeps on happening from there. We’ve seen a lot of
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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