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What Saturdays Are Like With Kids vs. Without Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

When you have kids, your life totally changes. Saturday and Sunday mornings spent lazing around with the newspaper and a coffee are long gone. Those Saturday nights spent going to dinner and a bar are replaced with pizza and sleepovers and kids yelling about having to go to sleep. Not that kids aren’t awesome, but the point is nothing will ever be the same. To prove our points, take a look at the infographic below that illustrates what a Saturday is like for people with kids vs. without.

Cute and Funny Animal Firsts Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

We’re used to seeing baby’s firsts, but what about cute and funny animal firsts? Is there anything better than capturing hilarious animal moments? These cute and funny animal firsts are downright adorable. These photos show the pure joy and exhilaration that dogs, cats, bears, and even monkeys can show us. Being able to share those cute and funny animal firsts with our furry friends is one of the best treats in life. This collection of animal firsts below might be some of the best we’ve ever seen. From puppy’s first snow day and a bear’s first tree climb to a corgi’s

The Cereal Guy Gif is the Funniest Gif Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

For obvious reasons, this is called the cereal guy gif. I have no idea what he’s doing. Or why he’s doing it. But I really, really like it and I’m really, really glad that one of his friends was smart enough to record this. Let’s break down the thought process here because this is how I imagine this came about. A somewhat large gentleman found some sort of piece of plastic that holds his mouth open. Or maybe he just discovers that his has this skill, and one of his friends says that his mouth looks like a cereal bowl.

If Yogurt Was Advertised Like Beer Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

We all know those amazing beer commercials. A party is super lame and then someone comes in with a cooler full of X Brand of Beer, pops open a cold one and then all of a sudden…MAGIC HAPPENS. That got Buzzfeed thinking…what would happen if instead of beer, people got that excited over yogurt? So, Buzzfeed used the format of a typical beer commercial and substituted a brewskie for good old fashioned yogurt. The result was more than funny. Check out the video above!

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …