This dog is so stoned we can't stop watching this video and laughing.
No, the dog did not smoke marijuana. And no, he isn't drunk. This dog just left the vet's office where she had a procedure done and now the dog is totally out of it. We feel bad for the dog but she's fine...she's just really, really, stone. And that's funny.
The owner tries to get his dog's attention by calling her name, but the dog is so stoned that it really has no idea what's going on, and probably can't even hear the owner's voice. For all we know the dog has entered a third dimension, and what's there is probably way better than whatever is going on in that owner's kitchen.
What you find out about a minute into this hilarious video is that yes, the dog IS stoned, but really what's freaking her out is that giant cone around her head. As soon as the owner takes that cone off the dog springs to life and seems to come out of it's purple haze. Either that or that dog just got a really bad case of the munchies. Watch the video and decide for yourself!