If you're a mom you know just how weird kids can be. So it's not surprising that ALL of you would have at least one mom confession, detailing the strangest things your kids have done. To prove it, we provide Exhibit A: Confessions (given anonymously) by guests at the Pump & Dump comedy show (hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula).
The mom notes show a wide array of strange and weird things their kids have done. From pooping in a pool to pooping on the carpet and everything in between, these notes show that no parent's life is picture perfect...especially if that picture is smeared in crap.
There are some priceless mom confessions in this gallery. There's the mom who confessed that her kid told her her butt and boobs looked old (despite the fact that she was only 36) to the 3-year-old that yelled out "I need an ice cold beer" in a restaurant (that is amazing). Or what about what had to be the most embarrassing mom confession: that her child came into the room licking her vibrator like a lollipop (that is just gross). There are so many amazing mom confessions in this gallery you'll just have to see and share them for yourself!