This video has it all: First, let's break down the title of Topless Florida Woman Destroys McDonald's. It has a topless woman (but don't worry, this is SFW and all the naughty bits have been censored out.) She's from Florida (of course.) She's smashing up a McDonald's on a security cam. And finally, while she's in mid freak out and breaking as much Mickey D's equipment as she can get her hands on (let's be serious, though, what kind of satisfaction could you possibly get from breaking the microwave door at a McDonald's?) she stops to enjoy herself a little ice cream. This might just be the perfect Internet video.
No word yet on why she decided to have a complete meltdown or what she was on (hint: she was on a lot of things), so we'll update you when we get more info on this very important video.
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