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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones Funny Quote
Franklin P. Jones Funny Quote
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
Lawyer Joke Getting Arrested
What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
What Happens When You Put a Dog in Jurassic Park?
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.- Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote
I’m not going to lie, there’s not a lot to say about this video. This parrot doesn’t like being touched, and he’s not shy about letting you know how he feels. Watch more hilarious and funny videos here!
This Parrot Doesn’t Like Being Touched