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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.-Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”

At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

We knew mice were smart, but we didn’t know they were THIS smart. In this adorable video, the mouse owner has clearly trained his pet mouse to ring the bell when he wants to go into his room. There are a pair of tiny bells that he set up next to the door. To show what the mouse can do, the owner set up a camera in front of the door and waited for the mouse to come by. In this video, the owner closed the door when he knew the mouse was approaching. As soon as the mouse realized he