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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
Funny Quote About Camping
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
Robert Bloch Funny Quote
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Patrick Murray Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray