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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.-Mark Russell
Mark Russell Funny Quote
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.-Mark Russell
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan Funny Quote
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
Claude Pepper Funny Quote
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Franklin Jones Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote