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If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
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If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished …
What is the capital of Texas?
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”
Does the blinker work?
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”
Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: Because she was trying to make up her mind.