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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs
Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs
Whenever you watch a movie meant to be shown on the big screen but edited for regular TV, there will always be movies lines edited out for younger audiences. Whether it’s changing bullshit to bullcrap or ass to ants, movie editors will try to be as clever as possible when it comes to choosing a more appropriate movie line. But when you have a movie like Scarface or The Big Lebowski or Basic Instinct or Pulp Fiction, chances are you’ll have to do A LOT of editing to clean up the movie lines enough to put it on television. After awhile it
The Most Ridiculous Edited Movie Lines Ever
Funny Clean Joke: An actor had been out of work for fifteen years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor
Clean Joke: Remember Your Lines
You don’t have to be a genius to figure out that these kids are brothers. They don’t really look very similar, but they definitely act the same way, especially when it comes to not being able to stay upright or sit in chair or maneuver one step. Who doesn’t like funny videos of kids falling down? And don’t worry, both of these little guys are just fine after taking their tumbles. Sure, there were a few tears but really that just builds characters for these little guys. And with this video, I’m sure these guys will have to live with
Funny Video of Brothers Who Can’t Stay Upright
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.- Steve Martin Funny Quote