These funny Eddie Murphy quotes will have you not only laughing, but thinking. Eddie Murphy is an American comedy icon. He’s been around forever, and he has created some of the greatest characters and scenes in comedic history. He’s seen the comedy landscape evolve and these funny Eddie Murphy quotes range from things that will […]
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.