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39 Funny Eddie Murphy Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes ,,,

These funny Eddie Murphy quotes will have you not only laughing, but thinking. Eddie Murphy is an American comedy icon. He’s been around forever, and he has created some of the greatest characters and scenes in comedic history. He’s seen the comedy landscape evolve and these funny Eddie Murphy quotes range from things that will make you laugh, but also think. He’s been in an interesting position, being one of the most famous black actors in America who became an icon before the advent of the Internet while still staying relevant long after the world wide web changed the way

39 Funny Eddie Murphy Quotes

[imitating Richard Pryor] You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye shit, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the shit is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do shit be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the f*** out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the shit in half? You be mad like a motherf***er too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble shit comes out? Y' want some shit this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the shit I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with shit, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back... WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?
Eddie Murphy’s Characters in Pictures Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,,,,,

There’s no one who has done more memorable characters than Eddie Murphy. From all his movies and his time on Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy’s characters are some of the greatest of all time. Sometimes its easy to forget just how many Eddie has created. From Buckwheat and Gumby on Saturday Night Live all the way to Norbit no one has done as much over a career. Let’s just go over a few of them. From his early days he was Mr. Robinson, an amazing parody of Mr/ Rogers Neighborhood where he played the black version of Mr. Rogers. He

Eddie Murphy’s Characters in Pictures

There’s no one who has done more memorable characters than Eddie Murphy. From all his movies and his time on Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy’s characters are some of the greatest of all time. Sometimes its easy to forget just how many Eddie has created. …
Eddie Murphy Funny Pictures and Memes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,,,

There aren’t enough Eddie Murphy funny pictures and meme on the Internet. Eddie Murphy is one of the funniest comedians in the history of the world. Well, at least in the history of the world that we all remember. But he came up before the Internet. Could you imagine if he released Raw now? Or Coming to America came out in 2014? It would spawn more memes and funny pictures than Reddit could post. Between all these movies and quotes and epic one liners from a comedy master would play so well on the Internet. The younger crowds may only

Eddie Murphy Funny Pictures and Memes

There aren’t enough Eddie Murphy funny pictures and meme on the Internet. Eddie Murphy is one of the funniest comedians in the history of the world. Well, at least in the history of the world that we all remember. But he came up before the …