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It’s All About That…Baste? Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos


We've already seen a Star Wars parody of Meghan Trainor's hit song "All About That Bass," but this one is perfect and just in time for Thanksgiving next week. It's called "All About That Baste," as in the kind of baste you put on a delicious turkey. The amazing lyrics to "All About That Baste" are below:

I'm all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I'm all about that baste bout that baste more butter

On Thanksgiving day... I think its pretty true
us dads cant make it make it... like we're supposed to do
the dining room room... we have no taste
we put all the wrong forks in all the wrong places
I see the magazines.. with all the recipes...
my daughter she could make it.. but me.. daddy please
so mommy hands me this and says you gotta sop....
till every inch of it is perfect
from the bottom to the top...
yeah momma just told me don't worry about the pies...
she said I'd burn em and screw up everything I try
she said your stuffing is dry and your casserole's made all wrong...
so take this baster and timer and go ahead and move along....

and so I'm all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I'm all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I'm all about that baste bout that baste more butter

I'm bringing butter back....
don't try to wear those skinny britches nah...
cause I'm'a pour this all over that...
and I'm hear to tell you every inch of it is perfect from the bottom to the top....

 

It’s All About That…Baste?

We’ve already seen a Star Wars parody of Meghan Trainor’s hit song “All About That Bass,” but this one is perfect and just in time for Thanksgiving next week. It’s called “All About That Baste,” as in the kind of baste you put on a delicious turkey. The amazing lyrics to “All About That Baste” are below:

I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter

On Thanksgiving day… I think its pretty true
us dads cant make it make it… like we’re supposed to do
the dining room room… we have no taste
we put all the wrong forks in all the wrong places
I see the magazines.. with all the recipes…
my daughter she could make it.. but me.. daddy please
so mommy hands me this and says you gotta sop….
till every inch of it is perfect
from the bottom to the top…
yeah momma just told me don’t worry about the pies…
she said I’d burn em and screw up everything I try
she said your stuffing is dry and your casserole’s made all wrong…
so take this baster and timer and go ahead and move along….

and so I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter
I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter

I’m bringing butter back….
don’t try to wear those skinny britches nah…
cause I’m’a pour this all over that…
and I’m hear to tell you every inch of it is perfect from the bottom to the top….

 

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