I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.-Jerome K. Jerome
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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.-Jerome K. Jerome
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.-Polish Proverb
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When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.-Polish Proverb
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.- Erma Bombeck
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.- Erma Bombeck
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.-George Jessel
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.-George Jessel
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.-Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.-Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
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The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers
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All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Rodney Dangerfield Click here for more funny quotes
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Rodney Dangerfield Click here for more funny quotes
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?-Phyllis Diller Click here for more funny quotes
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Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?-Phyllis Diller Click here for more funny quotes