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Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes
Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke

He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he's waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?", "Yep" she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

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Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke

Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke

He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”, “Yep” she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.”

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