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Funny Joke: The Confession

An elderly Italian man lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went
to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to confess that."

"There is more Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes TWICE on
Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long,long time ago and doing what you did,
placed the two of you in great danger.Two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh, however,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

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Funny Joke: The Confession

Funny Joke: The Confession

An elderly Italian man lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went
to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

“Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to confess that.”

“There is more Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes TWICE on
Sundays.”

The priest said, “That was a long,long time ago and doing what you did,
placed the two of you in great danger.Two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh, however,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question.”

“And what is that?” asked the priest.

“Should I tell her the war is over?”

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