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We knew mice were smart, but we didn’t know they were THIS smart. In this adorable video, the mouse owner has clearly trained his pet mouse to ring the bell when he wants to go into his room. There are a pair of tiny bells that he set up next to the door. To show what the mouse can do, the owner set up a camera in front of the door and waited for the mouse to come by. In this video, the owner closed the door when he knew the mouse was approaching. As soon as the mouse realized he
This Mouse is Super Smart
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
Lawyer Joke Getting Arrested
What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
What Happens When You Put a Dog in Jurassic Park?
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.-Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Dave Barry Funny Quote