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A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Ann Landers Funny Quote
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.-Agatha Christie Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Agatha Christie Funny Quote
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers