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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.-Bob Hope Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Bob Hope Funny Quote
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.-Bob Hope Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
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The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner Funny Quote
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner Funny Quote