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Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
George Burns Funny Quote
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Doug Larson Funny Quote
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
Robert Bloch Funny Quote
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
Henny Youngman Funny Quote
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Patrick Murray Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray