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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
George Burns Funny Quote
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Emo Philips Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Patrick Murray Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Doug Larson Funny Quote
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson