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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Emo Philips Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Offensive Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.-Anonymous