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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
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Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
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God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?- Milton Berle Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?- Milton Berle Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes