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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.- George Miller Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A video of a dog in a bowling alley is pretty funny in it’s own right, but as soon as you see what happens to 7-year-old border collie Fant you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing. (And no, the dog does not get hurt). This hilarious video of a dog in a bowling alley is an instant classic. It takes a minute to get the to good part, but once you watch it all the way through you won’t regret that you did. Fant, the border collie who lives with his owner in Bergen, Norway, was at the Bergen Bowling
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.- Norm Crosby Funny Quote
Norm Crosby Funny Quote
Funny: Paddy the Irishman Joke It’s dark and cold, and Paddy is lying on the stone floor of a huge cavern, quietly weeping to himself, terrified in anticipation of what is in store for him. The slim figure of the devil appears out from the mist, whistling and spinning a cane. As he nears, a broad grin breaks out on his face and he says in a broad Dublin accent, “Ah Paddy, how’s it going?!” Paddy, terrified, timidly replies, “Please, please, just tell me what you are going to do me, don’t make it any worse than it already is”