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Blonde finishing her puzzle
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.- Dave Barry Funny Quote
Dave Barry Funny Quote
This clip of George Carlin comedy is so sad it’s true…and funny. As Americans we like our rights. We talk about them all the time. We’re proud of them, we brag about them and use them to look down on other people from other countries that supposedly have fewer rights than us. So, this George Carlin comedy clip focuses on rights. Where do our rights come from? Who gave them to us? God, is the usual answer, so George takes a look at our Bill of Rights and figures out that God may have made a mistake or two because
George Carlin Comedy – You Have No Rights

This Florida road rage driver got a pretty sweet lesson about Instant Karma in this video. After tailgating a driver for a while, the good guy in this video started filming the idiot driving behind him. Probably just to get a record of the insane person behind him. Which ended up being a great idea because things went from bad to awesome. The road rager pulls up alongside him and immediately flips him the bird while glaring menacingly. But then, justice prevails as the road rage moron tries to pass and then immediately fish tails and spins out into the
Florida Road Rage Driver Get Instant Karma

Funny: Accountants on a Train Joke Three lawyers and three accountants stood in line to buy tickets for a train ride to the city. The three accountants bought only one ticket between them, while the three lawyers bought one ticket each. After the men got on the train, one of the lawyers asked one of the accountants, “Why did you only buy one ticket when there’s three of you?” The accountant answered, “We are accountants, and very frugal with our money. Watch and learn.” As the train’s conductor made his way through the car, all the accountants got up and