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A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was “cute.” She asked, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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Upon hearing the sad news that Robin Williams had passed away, sports anchor Zach Klein paid tribute to the late star on his Monday night broadcast on WSB-TV in Atlanta. While viewers might not have picked up on it at first, Zach Klein started the broadcast off with the following lines: “For those of you who suffer from insomnia, Saturday’s Braves game was perfect for you as it ended at 2:29 in the morning. Tonight against the Dodgers a little more friendly for the timekeeper as this one ended a little after 10.” If you recall, Timekeeper and Insomnia are both
Sportscaster Pays Tribute to Robin Williams in an Amazing Way
In case you weren’t aware of it, New York Fashion Week recently came to a close. And to honor that the Jimmy Kimmel Live crew once again went to Lincoln Center to catch up with these so-called fashionistas who were in attendance. While there are a lot of legitimate fashion big whigs at New York Fashion week like Vogue’s Anna Wintour and other people we’ve seen before but don’t now their names, their are apparently a lot of fashion people who have no idea what they’re talking about. In this “Man on the Street” style video, a reporter goes to
Fashion People Know Nothing About Fashion
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.-Rita Rudner
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In the latest Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon video to go viral, Brian Williams raps Baby Got Back, and it couldn’t be more hysterical. It must have taken The Tonight Show video editors HOURS to get clips of Brian Williams saying the lyrics to Baby Got Back, but somehow they managed to find every soundbite necessary…and it’s a piece of pure genius. When you watch this Brian Williams raps Baby Got Back video, your first instinct will be that he played along with The Tonight Show and did a special version for them…but you can clearly tell that they painstakingly
Brian Williams Raps ‘Baby Got Back’