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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.-George Jessel
George Jessel Funny Quote
Funny Clean Joke: An actor had been out of work for fifteen years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor
Clean Joke: Remember Your Lines
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.- Steve Martin Funny Quote
Steve Martin Funny Quote
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.-Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein Funny Quote
Whenever you watch a movie meant to be shown on the big screen but edited for regular TV, there will always be movies lines edited out for younger audiences. Whether it’s changing bullshit to bullcrap or ass to ants, movie editors will try to be as clever as possible when it comes to choosing a more appropriate movie line. But when you have a movie like Scarface or The Big Lebowski or Basic Instinct or Pulp Fiction, chances are you’ll have to do A LOT of editing to clean up the movie lines enough to put it on television. After awhile it
The Most Ridiculous Edited Movie Lines Ever
