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Ann Landers Funny Quote

At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Sandbox Quote

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.- Rodney Dangerfield Funny Sandbox Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Bob Hope Funny Bathroom Quote

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.- Bob Hope Funny Bathroom Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Dorothy Parker Funny Quote

The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.-Dorothy Parker Click here for more funny quotes