Funny church signs are pretty rare (kind of like those Virgin Mary and Jesus silhouettes found on pieces of toast), but when you do spot one you can't help but pull over, take a photo, and laugh all the way to the Internet where you immediately post said funny church sign on Facebook to share with your friends.

The funny church signs in this gallery are beyond hilarious. In fact, they're so funny we have to take a moment and pray to thank the powers that be for letting this funny church signs come into existence. They're like a comedy miracle.

Scroll through this gallery of funny church signs and feast your eyes on all these clever and witty sayings. There's a ton of sexual innuendos in there, which seems odd considering they are, at the end of the day, advertising a church. There are signs talking about hipster Jesus and pets, as well as a reminder to never use the Lord's name in vain.  But really, there are way more funny church signs about masturbation and sex and oral sex and people being on their knees than we care to admit! Please God, forgive us! What were these churches thinking?!