Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke:
A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."
"On what grounds?"
"Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees."
"No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?"
"Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage."
The lawyer is getting exasperated, "Does he beat you up?"
"No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn't get up until after I've left for work."
"WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
"We just can't seem to communicate."
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Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke
Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke:
A woman says to her lawyer “I want to divorce my husband.”
“On what grounds?”
“Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.”
“No, that’s not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”
“Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.”
The lawyer is getting exasperated, “Does he beat you up?”
“No, I’m up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn’t get up until after I’ve left for work.”
“WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
“We just can’t seem to communicate.”
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