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10 Funny Doctor Jokes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

  Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today. [Quote] What […]

10 Funny Doctor Jokes

  Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men? You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

Dad Jokes are a wonderful new term for those terrible jokes that all dads tell. You know the ones we’re talking about. When you were young and brought a girl over the for first time and your dad lays out a super corny dad jokes. Of course dad loves his dad jokes and thinks he’s […]

50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever

23. Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Funny Pope Joke: Who’s Driving? Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Pope Joke: The Pope Visits LA So the Pope arrives in LA for a cross-country tour, and the driver picks him up at the airport. After a few days together and a few stops, the driver and the pope start to get along. One morning, the pope sleeps through his alarms, and they’re 30 […]

Funny Pope Joke: Who’s Driving?

Funny Pope Joke: The Pope Visits LA So the Pope arrives in LA for a cross-country tour, and the driver picks him up at the airport. After a few days together and a few stops, the driver and the pope start to get along.
Funny Army Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Army Joke with Airman Jones: Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask […]

Funny Army Joke

Funny Army Joke with Airman Jones: Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record
Funny Men vs Women Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Men vs Women Joke: Who Talks More? A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then […]

Funny Men vs Women Joke

Funny Men vs Women Joke: Who Talks More? A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per
Funny Boston Crow Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Boston Crow Joke: Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause […]

Funny Boston Crow Joke

Funny Boston Crow Joke: Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s
Funny Fast Food Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Fast Food Joke: A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than […]

Funny Fast Food Joke

Funny Fast Food Joke: A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the
Bad Luck Driver Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

The Funny Bad Luck Driver Joke: A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to […]

Bad Luck Driver Joke

The Funny Bad Luck Driver Joke: A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?”
Funny: Irish Twins Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Irish Twins Joke: Two Irish gentlemen walk into a pub. They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they’re sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that there is something familiar about him. The guy says to the other, “Hey, do I know you from somewhere?”, to […]

Funny: Irish Twins Joke

Funny Irish Twins Joke: Two Irish gentlemen walk into a pub. They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they’re sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that there is something familiar about him. The guy says
Funny Irish Viagra Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Irish Viagra Joke: An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said… ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’… ‘What is Irish Viagra?’, […]

Funny Irish Viagra Joke

Funny Irish Viagra Joke: An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said… ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied
Funny Negotiating Price Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Negotiating Price Joke: (Fun Fact: apparently Winston Churchill loved to tell this prostitute negotiating the price joke) A guy walks into a bar and walks up to a beautiful woman. He asks her if she would have sex with him for $10,000. She thinks about and says she would. He then asks her if […]

Funny Negotiating Price Joke

Funny Negotiating Price Joke: (Fun Fact: apparently Winston Churchill loved to tell this prostitute negotiating the price joke) A guy walks into a bar and walks up to a beautiful woman. He asks her if she would have sex with him for $10,000. She
Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke: A woman says to her lawyer “I want to divorce my husband.” “On what grounds?” “Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.” “No, that’s not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?” “Yes, we have a two car […]

Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke

Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke: A woman says to her lawyer “I want to divorce my husband.” “On what grounds?” “Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.” “No, that’s not what I meant.