Funny Bigger Boobs Joke: Wife: “I really wish I had bigger boobs” Husband: “Have you tried rubbing a little bit of toilet paper in between them each day?” Wife: “No… why do you think that would work?” Husband: “Well… it worked for your ass so I figured it might work for your boobs.” Check out more funny jokes!
Funny Redneck Vasectomy Joke: Two country boys, Leroy and Bubba, both have 6 children. One night they are sitting at the bar, talking about their kids. “Leroy”, Bubba says, ” I’ve been considering getting a vasectomy, on account of all the kids I have.” “Well Bubba, I’ve been considering getting one too, I’ll go to the doctor and ask about it if you go with me.” Leroy responds. They decide to go to the doctor the next day and hear about the procedure. The next day, they go to the doctor. He explains the procedure, and gives them a price
Funny Dermatologist Joke: Why did no one trust the dermatologist? Because he kept making rash decisions! Check out more funny jokes!
The Classic Everyone Walks Into A Bar Joke: A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh Goddammit, no! We don’t like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you’re gonna have to leave right now!” So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, “OH COME ON! We don’t serve CHICKENS in here!” The chicken says, “Do you know somewhere that does?” The bartender says, “Yeah..” The chicken asks, “Well, where is it?” The bartender says, “It’s across
Funny Joke About Relaxing: Raju Singh decided to take a trip to the park and lay down in the grass. A man walks up to him and asks “that looks comfortable, are you relaxing?” Raju replies “No Sir, I am Raju Singh”. Later, another man comes up to Raju and also asks him “the grass looks great, are you relaxing?” Annoyed, Raju says “No sir… I am Raju Singh”. Finally a third man comes up to Raju and asks him the same question. Annoyed, Raju gets up and walks to the other side of the park where he sees another
Funny Lawyer Joke: The Stop Sign A lawyer is driving down the quiet country road and is approaching a stop sign. The road is completely devoid of people or other drivers, so the lawyer just slows down a bit to be safe, but otherwise drives through the intersection. Suddenly a siren goes off and seemingly out of nowhere a police car is trailing him. Confused, the lawyer pulls over to the side of the road and parks his car. A cop gets out of the cruiser and walks up to his vehicle. “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Funny Joke: Asian Poet’s Favorite legume What’s a Chinese poet’s favorite legume? Rhyma-beans! Click here for more funny jokes!
Funny: Genitals in the Classroom Joke One day in a normal school classroom, the teacher went in after recess and found a penis drawn on the blackboard. She couldn’t find the eraser, so she just cleaned it with her hand, thinking it was just a prank the kids were playing on her. The next day after recess, the teacher found yet another penis on the blackboard, slightly bigger this time, and the eraser nowhere to be found. Slightly annoyed, she cleaned it with her hand again. The third day, unsurprisingly enough, there was another even bigger penis on the blackboard.
Funny Joke: The Boy Who Was Born with No Body A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking
Funny: Accountants on a Train Joke Three lawyers and three accountants stood in line to buy tickets for a train ride to the city. The three accountants bought only one ticket between them, while the three lawyers bought one ticket each. After the men got on the train, one of the lawyers asked one of the accountants, “Why did you only buy one ticket when there’s three of you?” The accountant answered, “We are accountants, and very frugal with our money. Watch and learn.” As the train’s conductor made his way through the car, all the accountants got up and
How can a woman make you a millionaire? If you’re already a billionaire. Check out more funny jokes!
Funny: Paddy the Irishman Joke It’s dark and cold, and Paddy is lying on the stone floor of a huge cavern, quietly weeping to himself, terrified in anticipation of what is in store for him. The slim figure of the devil appears out from the mist, whistling and spinning a cane. As he nears, a broad grin breaks out on his face and he says in a broad Dublin accent, “Ah Paddy, how’s it going?!” Paddy, terrified, timidly replies, “Please, please, just tell me what you are going to do me, don’t make it any worse than it already is”