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Robert Wilensky Funny Quote

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.- Robert Wilensky Funny Quote

Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.- Charles Wadsworth Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Caskie Stinnett Funny Quote

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.- Caskie Stinnett Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Funny Quote About Kids

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Kids Click here for more funny quotes

Claude Pepper Funny Quote

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote